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Xzavier Creepy Personals

If you've been looking for love but can't find it because your creepy and / or grotesque, you've come to the right place. At Creepy Online Personals, we've created a fun and interactive online dating service for all types of misfits. Best of all it's free to join and takes only a few seconds to create your own creepy profile. We've included a few examples of our most desperate clients:

Always A Bridesmaid, But Never A Bride
Hi, my name is Olga, I live in foreign country. I'm 28 years old, 5 feet, 200 pounds. I like to marry man and live in USA. I smoke, I drink, I make lots of babies. In the morning I make you waffle with hot sticky maple syrup on it.

Mummy Of 10 Children, Seeks New Love
Hi, my name is Brenda, I'm an old fashioned mummy with ten kids. Due to some freaky science experiment I've been un-mummified after 3,000 years; so I'm quite horny and ready to date. My kids are all grown up so they won't be in my hair, what's left of it.

Average Joe With Good Heart
Hi, girls my name is Joe. I'm 5-11", 169 pounds. I'm Just your average Joe, with no face. However, I do have a good heart. (I literally Just had EKG done last week and Doctor said my heart was good.) I like feel good movies such as Saw.

One Eyed Romeo
Hey there! My name is Romeo, I'm good looking guy on the left side of my face. The right side looks like hell, but who's perfect? I'm a good cook, my favorite dish is human brains. I like hiking in hot place like Death Valley, or inside a active volcano.

Plain Jane Seeking Handsome Women
Hi, my name is Jane Doe, I'm 5'4 or 5'9 if you count my hair bun. I'm just a regular meat and potatoes type of gal. I like a good conversation (as long as I get to do all the talking.) I also enjoy being spanked every now and then.

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