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Xzavier's Creepy Online Personals
If you've been looking for love but can't find it because your creepy and / or grotesque, you've come to the right place. At Xzavier's Creepy Online Personals, we've created a fun and interactive online dating service for all types of misfits.
Best of all our website if free to join and takes only a few seconds to create your own creepy profile. We've included a few examples of our most desperate clients:
• Bedroom Fantsy
Hay guys my name is Mary, I'm a down to earth church going woman. I'm a virgin, but would like to have sex. I have a pet boa constrictor (named Bob) who will love you to death. If love is not your thing, then lets me friends. Call me?
• Average Joe
Hi girls my name is Joe. I'm 5-11", 169 pounds. I'm Just your average joe with no face. My best friend calls me faceless Joe, lol. I also have a good heart. (I literally Just had EKG done last week and Doctor said my heart was good.) I like feel good movies such as Saw. Please Call Me!
• Mummy of Ten
Hi, my name is Brenda, I'm an old fashioned mummy with lots of kids. Due to some freaky science experiment I've been un-mummified. I haven't had sex in over three-thousand years so I'm quite horny and ready to date. I had a makeover at Macys last week so I look pretty. Call Me!
• Shotgun Wedding
Hi, my name is Olga, I live in foreign country. I'm always a brides maid, but never a bride. I'm 28 years old, I like to marry hairy man and live in US. I smoke, I drink, I make lots of babies, In the morning I make you waffles with hot sticky maple syrup on it. You like? Call me, and lets get married tonight!
• One Eye Romeo
Hey there! My name is Romeo, I'm a nice guy except I was born with only one eye, but who's perfect? I have a hot body as you can see in my photo. I'm also a great cook, my favorite dish is Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. For fun I enjoy hiking in hot place like Death Valley, or inside a active volcano, call me!